Oh, hey,
you know, I’ve been remiss in keeping you up with the doings of the Hindunazis now
ruling over us by virtue of the 31% of the vote they got last year. Sorry about
that. I shall now attempt to correct that mistake.
Well, believe it or not, I have only good
things to say about the Hindunazis this time. Yes, that’s right. Only good things. No, I have not gone crazy –
I’ve just realised how concerned our rulers are for our welfare, and how
obsessively they work to ensure we stay healthy, happy, employed, and with unstained morals.
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Yes, I admit that they kept their promises.
They promised us “acche din” (good days) – and the good days are here.
So let’s see all that they’ve done for us.
1. They’re
super-concerned about our health. That’s why they
set up a Ministry of Yoga, Homeopathy, Ayurveda and other “naturalistic” health
“sciences”, with a minister and staff paid by taxpayer money, which further
utilised said taxpayer money in blitzing us with text messages telling us to
perform yoga on something called the World Yoga Day. Because that’s what we
needed, a ministry of homeopathy, while actual medicines become unaffordable,
because homeopathy totally works, right? Also, because one day of choreographed
yoga made us all healthy and fit and happy forevermore. And of course it’s not
as though said taxpayer money could be used elsewhere, is it?
That evil Russian dictator, Putin, even had
the temerity to laugh openly about the idea of having a ministry of yoga. Eh,
who cares about him, as long as Obama didn’t
laugh, at least where the Hindunazis could see him.
2. They’re
fixing to fix up our morals. India is a horrible
mess of evil morality just waiting for a corrective touch. As you know, our people
will be utterly corrupted by the sight of an exposed nipple or a bared vulva.
No government, with any kind of conscience, can possibly permit this.
Therefore, the Hindunazis banned over 850 porn (and “porn”) websites. Naturally,
once they did this, rape and domestic violence and child marriage would all
magically disappear, along with the population problem.
After all, it’s not as though most Indians
aren’t on the web, and it’s not as if porn DVDs and magazines are readily
available under the counter at corner shops. Nor do proxy servers or photo
sharing sites like Tumblr, which cater to every fetish, actually exist. And India
isn’t the home of the Kama Sutra and erotic temple architecture like Khajuraho
either.
This definitely does not exist [Source] |
Following an outcry, the majority of which
was probably from their own supporters – Hindunazi voters have a much larger
presence on the net than the rest of the populace, as anyone can find out by
wading through the sludge of any Indian news site comment forum – the government
then decided to walk this ban back, declaring that only child porn sites would
be banned. Now, as far as I’m aware, no site has a big banner under its name
saying CHILD PORN HERE. What is to be done?
There is only one answer. The poor
Hindunazis, being such dedicated public servants, are going to have to go through every porn site out there,
looking at all those naked tits and bits, to make sure none of it is child
porn.
Can you imagine what they go through to
keep our morals up to scratch?!?
3. They
don’t want people to starve to death. Said people
are stockbrokers and corporate CEOs, who, as everyone knows, are always on the
knife edge of starvation. Since obviously these poor things must be helped,
their interests – in the form of corporate profits – must be protected at all
costs. Therefore, all barriers to this profit making, silly things like
environmental laws, for example – are being swept aside. As we all know,
environmentalists are traitors whose only purpose is to keep India down.
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More on traitors in a moment.
Who, in any case, gives a damn that runaway global warming is here, in action even as we speak, and India will – owing to
its geographical position – be one of the worst affected places on the planet?
As a Hindunazi informed me years ago on Orkut, global warming is no threat at
all, Muslim terrorism is.
4. They’re
very, very eager to save us from terrorists and traitors. This is why they signed a peace pact with the National Socialist
Council of Nagaland (Isak Muivah), a narcoterrorist mafia group which builds
revenues from extortion and drug running, which has a heavily armed and
uniformed army of over 5000 with a base called Camp Hebron right in a major
Indian city, Dimapur. Now that they have a peace pact with the government, they can
carry on with whatever they’re doing, but they’re no longer terrorists, are
they? In fact they can be recruited to help the Hindunazis win elections at gunpoint in the
states in which they’re active.
Totally no longer terrorist NSCN (IM) men at Camp Hebron [Source] |
Meanwhile, a
man named Yakub Memon, whose brother Tiger happens to be a wanted mafia baron and
terrorist, returned voluntarily to India to clear his own name and help in
investigations of his brother’s crimes – whereupon he was arrested, tried,
condemned and hanged, and an online troll army unleashed to shout down
dissidents and everyone else disturbed at this flagrant miscarriage of justice.
But of course he was a Muslim so he deserved it.
More on that troll army in a moment.
So eager are the Hindunazis to save us from
terrorists and traitors, in fact, that they’re creating the precise conditions
that would give, for example, the Islamic State a golden opportunity to make inroads into the
country. This is a major anti-terrorist step, of course, because as we’ve seen
elsewhere, the first thing ISIS does is annihilate all competing terrorist
factions.
Just see how very concerned the Hindunazis are to save us from terrorists! Who else could have thought of such a brilliant move?
5. They’re
very concerned about unemployment. In fact, they’re
so concerned about unemployment that they’ve taken a leaf out of the playbook
of the Zionazis they so admire, who have their online troll force, the Hasbara.
They’ve recruited a similar online army of trolls, the Hindusbara (as I’ve just named them, while writing this very piece), who work busily at
blitzing dissenting blogs, comment fora, and posts on sites like Google Plus with
Hindunazi wisdom, and shouting down and attempting to bully all contrary
opinion into silence. I should know; I delete a minimum of five to eight
abusive comments awaiting moderation on this blog every week, and I’m not even
a high value Hindunazi target.
They're quite right: who needs traitors who don't believe India is the greatest thing in the history of the universe and invented everything from the wheel to plastic surgery to genetic engineering to intergalactic flight anyway?
Now the Hindusbara is only an online troll
army, but there are plenty of real life Hindunazi armies, too, with names like the
Shri Ram Sene, the Bajrang Dal and the Durga Vahini, who are ready and prepared
to take more physical action against traitorous dissidents and liberals too –
alongside such horrible anti-cultural things like unmarried boys and girls
going out together.
We really need to thank the Hindunazis for
making such a deep dent in the unemployment problem.
6. They’re
determined to save the nation from the grip of bureaucrats determined to stifle
all endeavour. Remember Sir Humphrey Appleby from Yes Minister, who repeatedly stymied all
his superior’s initiatives? Well, our Hindunazis are determined not to let that
happen. They won’t let bureaucrats and other officials who stick to piddling
little rules block their grand
vision. After all, they were voted into power by the people, well, 31% of the
voting section of the people, right? So whatever they do is justified by the
fact that those people voted for them, isn’t that so? So they’re perfectly
justified in removing these pettifogging nitpickers and replacing them with
compliant puppets – or, where that isn’t possible, by taking away the
independent powers that allow these snivelling little blockers to play
spoilsport.
I’m sure that you can totally appreciate
their dedication to the nation when they do all this. They’re only thinking of our future.
7. Knowing
how wasteful discussion and rule by consensus is, they’ve ditched all that for
rule by Führerprinzip. To this end, Prime Minister Narendrabhai Modi has eliminated or
sidelined all in-party opposition to himself, and rules by fiat through a tiny core
group of intimates, who are themselves above the law and whose own corruption
and misdemeanours are safe from investigation and punishment. Democracy is such a handicap in affairs of state, isn’t
it?
And it’s a winning formula, of course; the
Hindunazis’ Congress Party predecessors also similarly crushed in-party
democracy, ruled via coterie, and ignored corruption – and they ruled India for
almost sixty years. Are you going to quarrel with success or something?
8. Also,
they, uh... Sorry, can’t think of anything more at
the moment, but there must be some more achievements out there. After all, as a
libtard (this is a word the Hindusbara has now adopted, replacing its earlier
favourite, “sickular”) I can barely be expected to appreciate the glory of
their new Golden Age, can I?
No matter. The Good Days are here.
Everyone should immediately pledge to vote
for them again.
The adarsh bhakt army is also in full support of the BhajeePav party's latest employment portal initiative in which manual scavenging is listed as a legal job people can apply for (wet sweeper) and likens the health hazards faced by a manual scavenger to that faced by an astrologer. One crappy endeavour after the other...
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