Once upon a time, long ago, there was a
baboon troop that lived in a tree by an oasis.
It was a splendid tree, full of succulent
fruit; and below the tree’s bark scurried juicy beetles, which could be scraped
out with a diligent claw and crunched down with relish. And the tree’s branches
were studded with thorns, so sharp and long that not even a leopard would dare
venture to climb into it.
So the baboons prospered exceedingly. All
day they ran around on the ground, rooting for worms and seeds, and drank
deeply from the water hole. And at night they climbed on the tree, chewed at
fruit and insects, and slept safely until the new day.
On the far side of the oasis there lived an
old crocodile. The crocodile was very old and very large, and he did not bother
the baboons at all, for they were far too swift for him to catch, and too small
to be worth the effort. All day he lay on the shore, his jaws open to let the
cleaner birds peck rotting food from his teeth. In the evening, as the baboons
retreated into their tree, he would slip noiselessly into the water, and wait
for the antelopes and zebras to come down to drink. And then he would hunt, and
if he was successful, he would not hunt again for several days, for he never
killed more than he could eat. This was the crocodile.
Now it so happened that one day a young baboon
found a glittering stone by the water. It was red and blue and white and
glittered in the sun, and the baboon liked it exceedingly. Holding it up in his
paws, he rushed back to the tree to show the other baboons what he had found.
“It is pretty,” the baboons all said, “but
it isn’t any use, is it?” And they glanced at it out of the corners of their
eyes, for they were all taken by it.
“If you give it to me,” one of the other
baboons said, a big baboon, with a mane like a lion. “If you give it to me, I will give you three
extra fruit and a beetle tonight.”
“But I can find three fruit and a beetle to
eat by myself,” the young baboon said. “Why should I give it to you?”
“I live on the branch with the best fruit
and beetles in the tree,” the big baboon responded. “I can give you bigger,
tastier fruit and juicier beetles than you would find elsewhere.”
So the young baboon gave the big baboon the
glittering stone, and in return got three fruit and a beetle, which were
perhaps bigger and juicier than elsewhere on the tree, or perhaps not; but they
certainly looked bigger and juicier
to the other young baboons.
And the other big baboons looked at the
glittering stone and each said to himself, “He has a stone that we don’t. He
will claim to be better than us because he has the stone. Therefore I must get
my own stone too. But where can I find one?”
The next morning the big baboons each
discreetly called some young baboons to him. “Find one of the glittering stones
for me,” they said, “and I will give you four
fruit and two beetles to eat.”
And all the young baboons went out on to the shores of the oasis, and dug
assiduously among the rocks and sand and grass, looking for a stone. And by the
end of the day each had found one stone, except one, who had found two.
That night all the big baboons had a stone
each, except one, who had now two. And all night the other big baboons twisted
uneasily on their branches, looking at their stones and reminding themselves that
one of them now had two.
So the next morning they summoned the
younger baboons again. “Get more stones,” they said, “and you’ll get five fruit
and three beetles to eat.”
All day the young baboons toiled, searching
for stones instead of looking for food for themselves; and when they finally
arrived, tired and hungry, they had found enough stones so that each of the big
baboons had got more. Some now had two, some three, some even four or five, and
one or two even had as many as seven.
“This will never do,” the baboons who only
had three or four each said to himself. “Tomorrow I must have more stones than
anyone else.”
“But,” the young baboons whined the next
morning, “we spend all our time looking for these stones, and we have no time
left over to get food or water for ourselves; the few fruit and beetles you
give us at night are hardly enough to assuage our hunger and thirst.”
“How dare you,” the big baboons roared. “We
give you these excellent fruit and beetles from our branches, which you have no
right to taste otherwise, and you will not even look for stones for us. Very
well, we will not allow you to eat even a single fruit, or a single beetle,
from the tree. Let us see how you manage to live on seeds and roots alone.”
Soon, then, the young baboons were
starving, for all of them were forced to compete for the few seeds and roots
and insects in the grass by the oasis, and not touch even a single dried-up
rind of a fruit from the tree; and when, at night, they crept up into the
branches for shelter, the big baboons chased them away with fearsome roars and
gnashing of teeth.
“You won’t eat from our branches, you won’t
sleep in our branches,” they said. “Away with you!”
“But we’ll starve to death,” whined the
young baboons, “or the leopard will get us.”
“That is none of our affair,” the big
baboons said. “You are responsible for your own plight.” And they went up into
their tree to eat fruit and scratch up bark to find beetles to gnaw on, while
the young baboons went off hungry into the night to find what shelter they
could.
Soon enough, as the big baboons had known,
the young baboons one by one crept back begging to be allowed to look for
stones in return for fruit and beetles and shelter. “Very well,” the big
baboons told them, “but you’ll get only one fruit and one beetle for each stone
you find. You’re lazy and greedy and we don’t have enough to feed your greed.”
So the young baboons spent all their days
searching for stones, and gratefully eating whatever fruit and beetles they
could earn from their labours. But, as time went on, little by little they had
searched almost the entire shores of the oasis, and collected all the stones
they could find, and there were no more to be found.
“Get us more stones,” the big baboons
thundered. “We need more stones.”
“There are plenty of stones on the other
side of the watering hole,” the young baboons reported, “but we cannot reach
them. They are where the old crocodile spends his day basking in the sun. If we
come close to him, he will bite us in half.”
“We must have the stones,” the big baboons
declared. “The evil old crocodile is stealing our stones, the stones that belong to us. We will make war on him!
He is old and stupid, and we are many and have sharp claws and teeth. And,
besides, the Great Baboon is on our side, so we cannot possibly lose.”
And so the baboons formed into an army and
stormed the other end of the oasis, where the old crocodile was dozing
peacefully in the sun. They came hooting and howling, throwing stones and sharp
sticks as they came, their fangs and claws bared.
The old crocodile watched them come, and tolerated
their stones and sticks and their sharp bites as long as he could.
Then he stirred, and with one sweep of his
tail he smashed half the baboons into the middle of next week. And he opened
his gigantic jaws, and bit the other half in two with one snap and a half.
Then he went back to sleep on the shore,
because the day was only half done.
And the stones around him glittered, green and
white and red in the sun.
Copyright B Purkayastha 2020
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Note
to Reader:
The above is not meant to be satire on the Amerikastani warmongering against
Iran, culminating in the murder of General Qassem Soleimani.
And if you believe that the above is not
meant to be satire on the Amerikastani warmongering against Iran, you must be
an idiot...or else an Amerikastani.
