Sunday, 21 August 2016
The Prophecy of the Gorks
Long, long ago, in the Land of What-If, there was a Gork named Hala’fet,
that is, Who Is Mighty.
As I’m sure you know,
Gorks are vicious, utterly malevolent creatures which love nothing more than to
kill and eat any human they meet, and not
necessarily in that order. You do
know that, right? If you’ve listened to the town criers and to the announcers
after the gladiatorial fights at the local baronial estate, I don’t see how you
could possibly avoid knowing it.
Only, of course, none
of that is true.
The Gorks knew quite
well that it wasn’t true, but were content to let it go on that way. They didn’t
eat humans, but as long as the humans thought they were evil man-eating
monsters, they were too scared to push into the lands of the Gorks; and the
latter had already seen what happened to those whose lands the humans pushed
into.
So they went on with
their lives, eating fruit, vegetables, and, if they had meat cravings, only the
flesh of creatures which had died of natural causes. It is absolutely not true that they helped the process along with a tap
on the head, as has sometimes been alleged. Gorks aren’t hypocrites, whatever
else they may be.
Who Is Mighty was the
son of G’afa’ghoin, that is, Life Of Abstention, and grew up in her house in
the Gork town of Future Hope. You didn’t know Gorks have towns? Of course they
have towns – they don’t live in caves. They aren’t savages. They have perfectly
normal towns, with streets and houses and temples and theatres, too, only
they’re all made of glass. That’s because the Land of What-If is full of
volcanoes, and the Gork part of Land of What-If more than all the rest.
So Who is Mighty grew
up in Life Of Abstention’s glass house, and from the start he had problems. You
see, living in glass houses means that Gorks have no privacy whatsoever. Of
course, they could use frosted glass, but they only used that in their
bathrooms and screens around their beds. It is a point of honour to the Gorks
that their lives are open to public view, and they have nothing to hide.
Who is Mighty, though,
had from the start an extremely strongly developed sense of privacy. This is,
obviously, a most inconvenient quality for a Gork to have. Even while a child,
he’d try to hide himself even while playing with his toys. In a toddler this
was perhaps understandable, but when he grew a little older he began covering
his food with his arms and turning his back to the street at mealtimes.
This was not only not
understandable, it was intolerable.
Finally, Life Of
Abstention had to talk sharply to her son. She called him to her room, and ordered
him to stand facing the street. To any other Gork, this would be a matter of
pride, because to face the street meant showing the world that you had
absolutely nothing to hide. But to Who Is Mighty this was the direst
punishment.
“The neighbours are
complaining,” she said. “They say you’re going unacceptably against tradition
and customs, and that they can’t accept this anymore.”
“But, Mum,” Who Is
Mighty whined, “I can’t stand the stare of all those eyes. It makes me feel as
though I’m a lab specimen. I literally can’t eat unless they can’t see what I’m
doing.”
Life Of Abstention
tried her best. She cajoled and begged and then, in a fit of desperation, even
ordered him to stay in his bedroom until further notice. It was only later that
she realised that this wasn’t a punishment
where he was concerned, it was a reward.
So, being unable to
think of anything else, she finally dragged him – literally, by the arm,
because he didn’t want to go – to the High Temple, which is, of course, made of
the most transparent, clearest glass in all of the Land of What-If. There, she
demanded an audience with the Top Priest.
The Top Priest came
tottering along on his glass shoes, moving most carefully so as not to shatter
his glass-fibre robes. “What is it?” he demanded peevishly. “I can’t be at
everyone’s beck and call.”
Life of Abstention
explained, expecting the Top Priest to threaten her son with the wrath of all
the gods unless he corrected his ways. Obviously, nobody would want to be the
target of the wrath of the gods. To her astonishment, though, the Top Priest
drew up a glass stool and asked Who Is Mighty to sit on it, watching him with
great interest all the while.
“You, boy,” he said. “Suppose
you were to be given a chance to live so that nobody could see what you were
doing, would you take it?”
“Of course,” Who Is
Mighty answered immediately. “That’s the only thing that would make me happy.”
“Even if,” the Top
Priest continued, “it meant that you would have to leave everything and
everyone whom you’d ever known?”
“Yes, even then,” Who
Is Mighty answered immediately.
The Top Priest nodded.
“I thought so.” He turned to Life of Abstention, who’d been watching
open-mouthed. “You know well,” he said, “that we have no contact with the human
world.”
“True enough,” she
admitted. “I do know this.”
“There is a prophecy,
though, that one day we will again. One day, one of us will go of his own
volition to the human world.”
“But why would anyone
want to go to the humans? They’re...”
Life of Abstention turned to her son. Her mouth fell open. “Him?”
“Who else do you know
who’s so alienated from our society, so strange, that he would want to give it
all up for...privacy?” The Top Priest’s
face twisted as he spoke the alien word. “Who else could it possibly be?”
“In that case, shouldn’t
we stop him?”
The Top Priest was
astonished. “Stop him? Why should we stop him?”
“But why should anyone
go to the humans? They have nothing but hate for us.”
The Top Priest smiled
thinly. “I mentioned the prophecy. It says the one who goes to the human world
will bring us great benefit. How this will happen will only be revealed when he
gets there.”
“Is this true, Who Is
Mighty?” Life of Abstention asked her son. “You would really go to the humans?”
“Do they value
privacy?” Who Is Mighty asked.
“They claim to value
it quite a bit,” the Top Priest responded.
“In that case,” Who Is
Mighty said, “I most certainly will go to them.”
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And so it was that a few weeks later, watchers
on the walls of the nearest human cities watched a young Gork walk across the
fields towards them.
At first the guards
intended to kill him immediately, but cooler heads prevailed. “There’s only the
one of him,” their sergeant said, “and he isn’t even armed. We can at least
find out what he wants.”
So they went out and
brought him under escort into the city, and if he noticed the spears pointed at
him from all sides he didn’t mention them. His attention was reserved for all
the wonderful, solid, opaque stone
walls around.
“Such opacity,” he
murmured. “Such lack of transparency! Such privacy!”
They threw him in a
cell while they went to get the Chief Executive of the city. He’d made himself
very thoroughly at home by the time the soldiers discovered that the Chief
Executive wouldn’t be available owing to an important meeting. It was the same
meeting that he was always busy at whenever anyone wanted him to do anything,
so it wasn’t a surprise. But it did present the soldiers with a problem.
“What do we feed the
monster?” they wondered. “We can’t let it starve to death before the Chief
Executive gets out of his meeting, and that might be weeks.”
“They only eat human
flesh, don’t they?” another soldier replied. “How can we get some of that?”
They began discussing
the point, more and more loudly, until the newest and rawest recruit found the
courage to speak up.
“Why don’t we just ask
him what he wants to eat?” he asked.
This was such a novel
idea that even though he was the newest and rawest recruit, they didn’t just
laugh him out of the room. And in the end they went to ask the Gork what he
ate.
“Fruit and vegetables,
of course,” Who Is Mighty answered straight away. “And could you please not
watch while I’m eating? I don’t like it.”
“If they eat fruit and
vegetables,” the humans asked each other, astonished, “why does everyone call
them ferocious maneaters?”
“We needn’t be scared
of them any longer,” the others said. “We can advance into their territory, and
take it from them.”
So the next day they
all set out, in an immense army, to take Land of What-If by storm. The sun
shone on their banners and glittered on their spears, and they marched with the
easy confident steps of those who knew, without a shadow of doubt, that they
were going to win.
And then the Gorks ambushed them, and massacred them, and ate them all – and not necessarily in that order, either. It was the greatest feast the Gorks had ever known.
What? I didn’t ever
say they couldn’t eat human. I just
said they didn’t.
Until Who Is Mighty
came to the human world, they’d just never been able to lay hands on any, that’s
all.
Copyright B Purkayastha 2016
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