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In news that will surprise absolutely no
sane person, the corrupt senile war criminal and so called “president” of the
Imperialist States of Amerikastan, Joe Biden Bidet, has decided to
reverse Donald Twitterführer Trump’s so-called plans, or promises, or half
articulated thoughts about withdrawing from Afghanistan and illegally occupied
East Syria. The “rationale” for this is that Amerikastan must stay there to “fight
ISIS”. Obviously, if Amerikastan has to fight ISIS, there have to be ISIS to
fight, and – by a total coincidence, I’m sure – ISIS is suddenly swarming over
areas where they had been extirpated from by the Syrian army years ago, and
bombing Kabul as well. Absolute and total coincidence, I tell you!
Meanwhile the Bidet regime is also making moves to declare al Qaeda in Syria (which nowadays calls itself Hayyat Tahrir al Sham) not a “terrorist” organisation. This would hardly be a surprise, since it’s already declared al Qaeda affiliate the Turkistan Islamic Party (of Uighur jihadi headchoppers) not terrorists.
As such, both ISIS and al Qaeda must be overflowing with gratitude to Bidet, and since it wouldn’t exactly be decorous for them to send him a Valentine, I did it for them.
(Apologies for the recent lack of writing and cartoons. I have had health problems, and I actually drew this with a strapped up right wrist. I hope Bidet is grateful, or at least “wins” the Nobel Peace Prize. Why not?)
There was once a vicious rumour that ISIS started when, in 2003, Bush, Jr ordered everyone who had had a job in Iraq must be incarcerated in Camp Bucca and subjected to 'enhanced interrogation', until, in 2009, all were offered release, money and weapons if they would swear on the Nobel Koran to go to Syria, overthrow the evil Syrian regime, and never return to Iraq.
ReplyDeleteBut then, in 2014, ISIS announced that the lines drawn by the infidels Sykes and Picot were not valid, so any oath never to cross them was not binding, and they took the West half of Iraq, plus much of Syria.
Now we know that ISIS was really create by the evil governments of Syria, Russia, and Iran, which emptied the prisons on their common borders to create some faux jihadists to justify their brutal oppression of their own people. And since this is the version now reiterated by the establishment press, we must realise that the 2014 story had no basis in fact, that ISIS is really written ИСИС.
MichaelWme