Tuesday, 19 April 2016

The Deal

1 comment:

  1. After the 9/11 attacks, no one was sure who had done it. Maybe domestic terrorists? Or, if foreigners, which of the many who hate the US might it have been?

    So Bush, jr ordered that absolutely NO ONE could fly, except for Saudis. The Saudis practice Wahhabi Islam, the peaceful, non-violent version of Islam that is strictly vegetarian, so Bush, jr KNEW that no Saudi had anything to do with 9/11.

    Investigation quickly proved that Bush, jr was right: while most Muslims are peaceful, a very small minority belong to a so-called Muslim sect that believes in jihad, and Bush, jr quickly identified the perpetrators: The Taliban of Afghanistan, the Ayatollahs of Iran, Saddam Hussein and his minions, the evil Syrian dictator, and Kim of North Korea.

    Bush, jr wanted to punish them all, but the reduced US military can only fight two wars at a time, so Bush, jr had to pick the two worst of the worst, Iraq and Afghanistan, and turned both from impoverished tyrannies into peaceful and prosperous Democracies.

    Then Obama found that Bush, jr had missed the third worst of the jihadists, Libya, and got rid of their evil dictator and transformed Libya into a peaceful and prosperous Democracy, so Europe need not admit anyone from peaceful and prosperous Libya or Afghanistan or Iraq as a refugee, it can deport them all without violating any laws!

    Great presidents Bush, jr and Obama, but President Clinton has said both were wimps, and she'll show them what a President with real huevos can do!



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