Remember all the fancy terms nobody uses,
like a murder of crows, or a parliament of rooks, or a gaggle of geese? There’s
a reason nobody uses those, because they’re ridiculous.
But there are other terms we need, because they’re bloody necessary in this day and age to explain exactly what we’re talking about. In no particular order, here are a few I thought up :
A
corruption of politicians
An
invasion of imperialists
A
regime change of freedoms
A fakery
of elections
A ludicrousness of Nobel Peace Prizes
An
exaggeration of advertisers
A
greed of capitalists
A
parasitism of bankers
A
pollution of industrialists
A propaganda
of media people
A concentration
camp of Nazis
An
intolerance of Hindunazis
A
shamelessness of pastors
A
paedophilia of priests
A
jihad of Wahhabis
A Maidan
of Ukranazis
A kill
list of Obamas
A humanitarian
intervention of Killarys
A
drone of war criminals
A
mass extinction of global warming deniers
A drill
of oil companies
A
deforestation of loggers
A
destruction of developers
A
Hasbara of Zionist apologists
A genocide of Zionazis
A
troll of antiPutinists
A selfishness
of Great Indian Muddle Classers
A beheading of Saudis
A bloodthirst of hunters
A beheading of Saudis
A bloodthirst of hunters
A
tokenism of liberals
A
hidebound of conservatives
A
hypocrisy of centrists
An ignorance
of racists
A
Facebook of clicktivists
A military industrial complex of US Empires
A
data collection of spies
A
persecution of whistleblowers
A colour
revolution of activists
An exceptionalism of Amerikastanis
A
fascism of tribalists
A
tragedy of Iraqis
A
fiction of moderate Syrian rebels
A cannibalism of freedom fighters
A
starvation of Gazans
A
massacre of Yemenis
A
comedy of United Nations.
Feel free to add any more you want.
A bloviation of bloggers
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An impotence of peacemakers
A delusion of optimists