Saturday, 9 March 2013

Raghead: Drone Man

Somewhere at a particular address in Washington DC...


By day he is mild, inoffensive Barack Obama - His Divine Messiahnity, Nobel Peace Prizident, object of adoration to millions nationwide...

Bringer of glad tidings to "good terrorists" round the world... like, say, in Libya or Syria... 


But let the whiff of evil touch his nostrils, and a remarkable transformation takes place. Meek, inoffensive Barack Obama vanishes, and in his place stands -



The implacable foe of bad guys everywhere

He'll teach you the meaning of fear

The dreadful, the awe-inspiring...



Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Is it a zombie looking to eat your brain?



NO!

It’s Drone Man!



Lethal, is he? You're gone, dead meat
Don't look up as you walk the street
For he's hovering right overhead
And you'd better be filled with dread.
If you have a bad thought in your head
He'll know it, and punish it -



DRONE MAN!


"Brothers and sisters, repent your sins, for our Lord Drone Man 
watches all with His holy eye, and 
He may punish you with damnation and Hellfire."  

You can run, but you can't hide
He can cover the world in his stride

And he'll kill you till you're dead
Without mercy, without pity


DRONE MAN!



Brave as a lion, steady as a rock
The new superhero on the block

His targets always deserve their fate
If you demur, he's irate
And he'll be coming,
He'll come for you, 

The one, the only

DRONE MAN!







Copyright B Purkayastha 2013

5 comments:

  1. chuckles morbidly ;)

    good one

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  2. You bet, do not cross the drone king.
    He is like Santa Claus, making his list, and you may be on it.

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  3. Funny - yet not so much. Poignant picture of the boy pointing and his sister behind him.

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  4. Fits better than him calling himself Superman. Truth and justice my ass.

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  5. Make a good rap, this, I reckon you should record it. Sad that its all true. Kia ora.

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