Demand that immediate and urgent steps be
taken to protect Taenia solium right
now, and save it from going extinct!
TO: THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION, THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND, PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS, THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS, AND THE UNITED NATIONS:
Dear friends,
While the world is, not without
justification, obsessive about the fates of elephants and seals, bears and
tigers, whales and fruit bats, it is unconscionable
that we’re neglecting other creatures which are sliding towards extinction;
animals which might not, by conventional standards, be “cute”, but which have exactly as much right to survive as a
wolf or a dolphin, a platypus or a rhinoceros.
Most of these poor animals have no one to
think of them, nobody to speak for them. Nobody makes cartoon characters based
on them, there are no stuffed children’s toys of them. Animal rights activists
do not march on the street waving placards in their defence. Hardly anyone will
know or even care if, or rather when, they go extinct.
And yet these are living creatures too, as
much as you or me or your dog. They have hopes and dreams, and they feel pain
and sorrow; we have no right to deny them what we give freely to creatures
which, simply by an accident of evolution, appeal to our aesthetic senses.
Let us consider Taenia solium, for instance. This poor creature is so misunderstood
that its common name is even used as a synonym for greedy – and, yet, far from being greedy, it does not even have an
intestinal canal at all!
Taenia
solium has a hard and dangerous life enough as it
is. It starts off life as a tiny, teeny egg, one among millions and millions of
others, all of them desperately competing for a chance to survive. Can you
imagine what it would be like if you had to fight against millions and millions
of siblings if you wanted to survive? How would you like to start off life like that?!?
This tiny, tiny egg – having spent its
entire previous existence snug and warm in its parent’s body – is suddenly
thrust out into the hard, cold, cruel world. If it is fortunate enough not to
be washed away, or dried out – fates that affect almost all its siblings, my
friends – it has to somehow manage to get eaten along with food; and food which has not been boiled or cooked. If the food is
boiled or cooked, the poor, poor egg will be cooked alive, too, scalded to
death in its little shell along with the new baby inside. Can you imagine
cooking a chick or duckling alive in its shell? Then how can you condone what
happens to this poor Taenia?
But its travails do not end, my dear
friends, even if it’s fortunate enough to be eaten with uncooked food, which
has not been washed so the poor dear egg is flushed away. It can’t be eaten by
just anything or anybody; no, the egg will have to be swallowed by a pig.
Yes, a pig. Nothing else will do!
Can you imagine how fortunate our poor baby
Taenia must be even to get so far?
How many million die in the attempt, and just one might succeed?
Now, once in the pig’s stomach, our egg has
a chance to hatch. But that doesn’t mean it’s safe; not at all! From the pig’s
stomach, it has to survive the acids and juices of the creature’s digestive system,
and then burrow through the immensely tough intestinal wall to get into the
blood. How tough is the intestinal wall? Well, it doesn’t rip apart if you eat
fish bones and the like, does it? And you’re a mere human. A pig’s is much,
much tougher still.
And then what happens when our egg gets to
the blood? It must find pig muscle, and burrow into it. If it loses its way,
and reaches an eye or the brain, it won’t do. The pig might get seizures or go
half-blind, and be eaten by a predator. No, we need our baby to find its home in
pig muscle. There, temporarily – but, sadly, only temporarily – safe, it can
make itself a home. If it were so lucky as to own a mouth, it could have fed;
but it has no such thing, and cannot even revel in the sensation of taste. As you tuck into your gourmet
meal, this poor creature can only helplessly absorb nutrients through its
integument, what in your case would be a skin!
And all this is in addition to having to
fight off the pig’s natural defences, its immune system! At every moment, the
baby has to fight antibodies and white blood corpuscles, a bitter chemical
warfare, just to stay alive! While we cry for children gassed in Syria, this
poor, helpless egg is being attacked by far more dangerous chemicals, ones
which might digest it alive, every single
minute!
In any case, this reprieve in the pig’s
muscle is only temporary. Our poor dear Taenia
is in a race against time now; it has to stop being an egg and grow up into a
little bladder, before anyone kills and eats the pig. Otherwise, all the effort
will go to naught – the poor creature will die, wasted, a tragedy; a bud nipped
before it could spread its petals in the sun and its perfumes in the wind.
And what happens when the egg finally grows
into a little bladder? Well, then, it still has to wait – it has to wait for
someone to kill and eat that pig. If
nobody does, if the snouted, rooting creature lives to a grand old age and dies
somewhere to decompose to food for scavengers, it won’t do. The scavengers will
simply eat our dear little Taenia,
and digest it alive.
No, the pig has to be killed and eaten –
but not by a tiger or a hyena, a wolf or a lion. No! A human, and only a human,
has to kill and eat the pig; and this human, once more, cannot boil or
thoroughly cook the pig meat, or the poor Taenia
will writhe around in torment as it is slowly, painfully, cooked to death.
As we can all see, the chances of one tiny
egg winning through to get into food are small; to get into a pig, smaller
still; for that pig to be killed and eaten by a human after the egg becomes a
bladder, even smaller; and for the bladder to be swallowed, uncooked, by a
human so small as to be almost infinitesimal. And you think winning a lottery
is hard? Shame on you.
And what happens if, after all this
struggle, our bladder enters the human? Well, its journey is by no means over.
Before it can get washed away along with the food, it must pull its tiny little
head out of the bladder, and with the cute little suckers on that head, and the
hooks on the end, grab hold of the lining of the intestine – grab hold so tight
that it can’t be torn away. And then, only then, is its long journey over, and
it can have a little rest.
Not that life is kind to it, even then. No!
Even as our Taenia now can let itself
grow, turning from a bladder to an adult, it must go through the same yearnings
as you or me, the same surges of romantic feeling, but they’re always, always,
unrequited! It’s hardly surprising that almost never will two Taenias be so fortunate as to survive
the appalling journey to reach the same human; even less, that they will be
able to hold on to the intestinal lining close enough that they can meet and
fall in love. One might possibly lie in one loop of small intestine, and
another just another loop away – and yet they could be as far from each other
as the far side of the moon. All the poor Taenia
can do is grow older and bud off bits of itself from its rear end, filled with
eggs which it must create by fertilising itself, since no other can do it.
Can you imagine living, not just without sex,
but having to fertilise yourself if you choose to reproduce? Can you?
Such is the tragedy of the poor Taenia, my friends. Surely it deserves
some pity? Some peace and quiet for the rest of its life? After all, it wants
nothing more now than to stay where it is. It doesn’t cause any fever; it is
even beneficial; after all, when its human
overeats, the Taenia will loyally absorb
the surplus and make sure that human doesn’t get fat from it. You’d think the
human would be grateful to it.
But no, gratitude is something it never
gets. Just as the poor animal finally has a real home in which to spend the
rest of its life, just as it can, as it were, sigh with relief, what happens?
Some antihelminthic tablet comes rolling down the human’s throat, and sends
poison rushing down on the poor helpless Taenia
solium!
Just imagine what it must feel like for the
poor creature. As I said, it does not even have a mouth to eat with, or the
equivalent of lungs with which to breathe. It is, in fact, totally environment
friendly; it absorbs food through its integument, or skin, and what little
breathing it does, it does through its skin as well. It cannot, obviously,
overeat or waste resources in any way. And, equally obviously, its skin, being what it
uses for these functions, is as tender as the inside of your mouth and the
lining of your lungs.
So imagine what the poor, terrified animal must
go through as a torrent of poison comes rushing down on it, attacking it all
along its body! It’s completely helpless. It can’t run away. It can’t close its
mouth or hold its breath until the poison goes away. All it can do is writhe
helplessly in agony as its skin burns, taking in the evil chemicals that the
poor beast knows will bring its death.
Can you imagine what your emotions would be
if it were, say, a mouse in a cage which was being gassed with chemicals, and
you were forced to watch? Would you not call it animal cruelty? So what stops
you from rising up in protest at the agony suffered by the poor Taenia? Merely that it’s not cute?
Let me repeat: not only does this poor
animal deserve peace after all it’s gone through; it doesn’t even ask for
anything more than to be left in that peace. It does not, cannot, waste food or
oxygen. If anything, it deserves a place of honour, statues put up in its
honour, novels and poems written in praise of its struggle and valour.
Instead, it is called a parasite and poisoned to death by people who feel self-righteous while doing it.
We, therefore, demand that Taenia solium must be protected fully
and without further delay. To this end, we propose the following steps:
First, that Taenia solium be
placed immediately on the list of endangered creatures.
Secondly, that animal rights organisations, in particular PETA, immediately
use all means at their disposal to bring to the general public’s notice the
plight of this poor animal. If baby seals can be loved and protected, why can’t
baby Taenia?
Third, that these poisons which murder the poor helpless Taenia solium, these so-called
antihelminthics, be banned immediately.
Fourth, that people’s aesthetic senses need to be forcibly changed. If
they can like an obese, huge mouthed, oily-skinned, nearly hairless, almost
insanely aggressive animal such as a hippopotamus, why can’t they spare a
moment to appreciate a three metre-long white ribbon of segmented ribbon-flesh,
with a tiny sucker and hook-studded head at the end? Why can’t they make Taenia toys and sell them to children?
Why can’t they sell Taenia eggs as
diet aids, a friend that will reside inside you, just under your heart, always
there to help when you eat too much, a friend closer than any other, one which
will never let you down?
Help save the Tapeworm! Sign the petition
today!
Copyright B Purkayastha 2016
hhhhhhhh :))) looks somewhat like the Clingon on bad hair day
ReplyDeleteThese little guys have it even worse than the zombies.
ReplyDeleteSelf-righteous bastards! Tapeworms have just as much right to live as any life form. As the song said, "Everything is beautiful in its own way."
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