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The Cannibal Headhunters of Lesser Jihadistan are under threat for no fault of their own but the exercise of their traditional rights. Demand that the government of Syria immediately stop targeting them!
Stop the Massacre of the Cannibal Headhunters Immediately!
For over three years now, the Cannibal Headhunters of Lesser Jihadistan have been unfairly and criminally targeted by the government of Syria. These poor men have been besieged in their cities, with all access to food and medical attention restricted. They have been subject to shelling from artillery, armoured assaults, and air strikes using barrel bombs.
Their “crime”? Beheading their prisoners and eating their hearts and livers.
This is just the latest attempt by the Syrian government to suppress all dissent and rebellion in the country, just as they did ever since the start of last year, when they stormed and captured towns where freedom fighters like the Cannibal Headhunters were merely following their traditional pursuits of sexual enslavement, massacre, looting and destruction. Just like the Cannibal Headhunters, they were standing up for what they believed in -- and the Syrian government punished them for it.
The Cannibal Headhunters have been opposing the Syrian government from the start. They put their own lives on hold to flood to Syria from all parts of the world, taking great pains – such as flying to Turkey first class and being given funds and training there – to get to the scene of action. And this is what the Syrian government is calling "terrorism."
The Cannibal Headhunters are the sons of anxious parents across the world, and they have friends and siblings, funders and trainers, politicians and military alliances, who are desperate for their welfare and success. It is absolutely unconscionable that they are being persecuted for no other reason than the practice of their inalienable traditional rights.
Tell the Syrian Government to stop massacring the Cannibal Headhunters immediately!
Thank you for taking action,
M A Neater Blare2 and TheSeditionSite team.
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