Monday, 7 March 2016

Drone So Mean


Boom, boom, boom.

There was once a certain drone not so long ago
It followed me all over everywhere I'd go
And people looked around trembling and full o'fear
For they knew drones murder everybody far and also near.

It would fly through night and the morrow
Carrying cameras bombs and Hellfire
And it was controlled by PlayStation warriors
Given the best game their hearts could desire.

Hey hey drone so mean
Nobel Peace Prize winner pristine
Will you use a rocket or a bomb?
Hey hey drone so mean
Obama's own murder machine
How will you put me in my tomb?

It owned the sky and played at its killer war
And each time it killed it raised the war crimes bar
National airspaces were to it a breeze
And legalities it blew away in a dusty sneeze.

To liberals it was no evil death dealer
Their eyes tight shut to what it'd done
They condemned as a traitor and also as a squealer
Those who bared its crimes in the light of the sun. 

Hey hey drone so mean
Nobel Peace Prize winner pristine
There was a killing spree it was on
Hey hey drone so mean
Obama's own murder machine
Dad and daughter, mum and son.

And then its crimes against humanity began to be known to more and more people. The demands to stop this mass murder became louder and louder.

"It can't be allowed to stop, they're enemies
And anyway they're raghead filth, like some vile disease
And if we kill them there, in their homes and farms
Our coddled soldier boys keep their legs and arms.

"Endless murder we'll keep rebranding
As an upscale video shooter game
And a kill list decided every Tuesday
Is our path to money and fame."

Hey hey drone so mean
Nobel Peace Prize winner pristine
When will you kill me, tell me do
Hey hey drone so mean
Obama's own murder machine
How much money am I worth to you?

Oh, those Americans. 

{To be sung to the tune of Rasputin by Boney M.}


[Copyright: Written by me, but belongs to all drone victims everywhere. ]


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